hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!
the new ship meme is “who eats the tide pod”
(draco voice) if you didn’t want to share you could’ve just said so
Flashback moments I’d like to see in the Black Widow movie
The Panther King- everything the light touches is our kingdom
some tiny-titted binch: don’t wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!
me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven’t taken this bra off for forty years
Opening tumblr notifications on my phone in public is like Russian roulette with (semi-)porn
mcu meme [8/9 characters] (non avengers)→ Valkyrie
“I don’t plan to stop drinking. But… I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn away anymore. So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.”
sidhwen 