the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise
“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”
people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue
All you need to know about series 3 of Channel 4’s Humans
Colin Morgan will be back as half-man, half-Synth Leo Elster, as will Ivanno Jeremiah, who plays Max, and Ruth Bradley, who plays Karen Voss.
I can’t believe Rose is gonna have an anxiety attack in the bathroom of the Millennium Falcon because Finn is so cool and now she met Rey and Rey is so cool and ohmygosh they’re probably cool people who are dating each other ugh ugh ugh how could Rose be so stupid and they’re probably out there kissing and stuff in a cool person way, and meanwhile Finn to Rey in the cockpit is like “I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU WERE GONE FOR A DAY AND I PANICKED BUT ALSO ROSE KISSED ME AND IT WAS NICE AND I WANT TO BE HONEST HERE BECAUSE I’VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH SO MANY NICE PEOPLE AT ONCE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO” and Rey is like “we’ve all had a very stressful time recently and I believe that if we try we can do a three-way makeout session if we believe in the Force”
and Leia is like “I’m proud of you all, this is exactly what hope means, you crazy horny kids”
Angelina Jolie Answers Kids’ Adorable Questions
“Hi there Angelina! My name’s Imogen, and I’m nine years old. You were brilliant in the Maleficent movie, and is there
another one? Please, please, please say there is because it’s one of my favourite movies ever. Bye!”
sidhwen 