imagine one day spidey is held up by the new york city police department, and he’s expecting the same old bullshit of “this stupid spider menace vigilante blah blah blah” like the cops in queens always say to him, but instead he’s met with a 30 year old brooklyn cop who is less concerned with peter being a vigilante, and is more concerned with peter’s powers. he won’t stop asking peter about his spider powers, how they work, how he got them, how he would rate them on a scale of “cool” to “toit”
and finally peter gets a word in edgewise and is like “not that this isn’t refreshing compared to the way the police usually treat me, but what kinda cop are you again??” and the cop is like “i’m actually a detective, jake peralta from the 99th precinct. anyways can you summon an army of spiders or is that just a rumor?? oh my god can you talk to them, can you ask the spiders if they like die hard??”
Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!
Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.
Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.
what do you mean “was”?
Sir Patrick Stewart has aged like fine wine. Dear god.
Why is anyone surprised by this?!?
not surprised, just aroused
This makes me exceptionally sad, as that is not young Patrick steward that is Andy Whitfield who was a wonderful actor (and seemed like a super nice human being as well) who passed away a couple years ago 😦 you can watch his story on Netflix if you feel like being inspired, it’s called “Be Here Now”.
“I don’t struggle to accept my sexuality. I struggle with living in a world that struggles to accept that I should not have the same civil rights as others because of my sexual orientation.” – Stephanie Beatriz for VULKAN Magazine
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