Tag: about me
Why yes, I am a “responsible adult”. I am an adult, and when things go wrong I am frequently responsible.
it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use
doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.
no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men
I’m living my best life but like. in my head
sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.
overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*
me: *buys more books*
me: *watches netflix*
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary
Netflix and avoid people
i miss the 90s i was barely conscious and had no responsibilities
sidhwen 