My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.
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awake!jake
→ I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Do you mean woke? I did mean woke. But it’s grammatically incoherent.
tv meme: [15/35] male characters → Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I’ll rip your tiny head off.
b99week – day two – favourite cold open
only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show































































