aliteralbaby:

A Merthur Song

When Merlin met Arthur he was just a prat

And Merlin wasn’t a boot-licker, let’s leave it at that

But destiny can be a bitch

And with all of that eyesex, they might as well just get hitched

*Merlin and Arthur, they’re meant to be

They’re medieval boyfriends obviously 

Two halves of a whole, that’s what the dragon said

And Merlin’s job never required warming the royal bed*

And if we can be honest here

I think one thing makes it clear

It’s blue or it’s red, it’s around Merlin’s neck

I mean, honestly. What kind of heterosexual man wears a scarf as an everyday accessory?

*chorus*

wooo~